TextualDeviance

Perfect.

(Source: joestarr)

free-spoons:

cleolinda:

@effandsteph: About fucking time the internet gave us a cat dressed as a shark riding a Roomba chasing a duck.

This is it. This is the internet.

… Buh …

headlikeanorange:

A shoebill (Africa - BBC)

My reaction to just about anything said by a GOP Congresscritter.

My new method for generating book ideas …

Harry Potter meets Battlestar Galactica with Telepathic Badgers. Perfect.

relevanttomyinterests:

I require this horse. Immediately.

Someone needs to manip this into Thranduil and his elk.

(Source: lunatictoons)

listyfox:

“But what about that shadowy place over there?”

“That’s Mordor, Bilbo. One does not simply walk there.”

AHAHAHA! Brilliant.

(Source: amandaabbington)

arcadiansinthetardiswithsherlock:

Still wanting to know what makes Helen’s pussy so magical every man within five feet of her loses his mind. Does it whistle a tune after orgasm or something?

carrionlaughing:

thegirlincendio:

moriartys-tiger:

mynameisgrey:

ruthvsreality:

emstantinople:

wittyandcharming:

jamiejedi:

If you want two professors to be together, is it called a Scholarship?

HAHAHAH

IT IS PERFECT

If you want two astronauts to be together, is it called a Spaceship?

If you want two lawyers to be together, is it called a Courtship?

If you want two people in the navy to be together, is it called a Battleship?

If you want two poor people to be together, is it called a Hardship?

This puts a whole new spin on dictatorship. 

seanbonner:

Christmas Tree Godzilla. This is the greatest thing ever.

rootvegetable:

ameliaelizabeth:

watching the LOTR fandom rise from the depths after a decade of dormancy is my new favourite activity

#THE LOTR FANDOM IS THE BALROG #HIDING IN THE DEPTHS UNTIL AWAKENED BY SOME FUCKING HOBBIT #TYPICAL     

GPOY.